1) "Have you ever been in love?" (Daaa... Am I a human being?)
2) "I thought of you when I read Sylvia Plath's poem Daddy." (My relationship with my dad was not at all what Sylvia's was with hers. In fact, while I respect her poetry, Sylvia is not a person I would ever befriend. And what was worse was that at the time my dad was seriously ill, and I felt this person was mocking my genuine care and love for him.)
3) "Do you think I'm stupid and have all this!" (Said to me by a homeowner who wouldn't be if it were not for a hefty downpayment and continual floods of money from her parents.)
