Quickly!
1) A massive corsage that someone who had not even called me for 6 weeks showed up with on an Easter long ago. Was I supposed to pin this on my t-shirt? Did his mother buy it for me?
2) Her child-sized Timex watch - without a band - that came in a Christmas package in obviously reused paper. There was a smell of moth balls. Later she said, "It's the thought that counts."
3) Did I mention the stale Christmas candy that also smelled of mothballs?
