THEY DIDN'T PAY ME TO SAY THIS EITHER! WONKA SWEETTART GUMMIES

Do you ever get the desire to have the flavor of something in your mouth that is totally ARTIFICIAL, like maybe when you've been "good" all week and had Organic?  Well, then demand that your closest store carry WONKA candy brand, Sweettarts Gummies, which are of a wonderful gummy-sugary texture and SATURATED with flavor.  Yes, the first ingredient is CORN SYRUP.  And it might even be the evil GMO CORN SYRUP.  However, these must be experienced!

THE SEPTEMBER ISSUE ANNA WINTOUR AND THE MAKING OF VOGUE : CHRISTINE TRZYNA FILM REVIEW

This film was fascinating and fun.

OK, so we all know the film "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA" was supposed to be about Anna Wintour (the DEVIL) famous, powerful fashion editor of Vogue and about the same subject, the production of the most influential fashion magazine in the world.

Is Anna really a bitch or does she maybe have to be?

Does anyone have to be a bitch? 

Woa! Don't want to get too philosophical in this moment!  Check in with the feminist impulse to never ever call any woman a bitch!

As I watched this video I thought about how busy Wintour is and how so many people - fashion designers - are pressing upon her trying to gain her approval so that their product can be featured in the magazine.  I would probably resist.  Wear sun glasses.  Be careful to remain professional.
 

The clips of famous fashion designers and fashion shows is exciting - their workrooms - the runway-

All of it is ART!

C 2013 Christine Trzyna  All Rights Reserved

BEHIND THE CANDELABRA AUTHOR SCOTT THORSON WRITING HIS NEXT BOOK : I CAN'T WAIT!

BEHIND THE CANDELABRA AUTHOR SCOTT THORSON
 HAS ANOTHER BOOK IN HIM: I CAN'T WAIT TO READ IT !

By Christine Trzyna

 

Settle down into your too soft sofa because this too is a tale. 

You might even want to make some microwave popcorn before you begin to read.

Years ago I had a Movie Buddy, A Platonic Male Hetero Friend.  We saw some of the movies  ("film") together that remain favorites of mine to this day.  We used to read an institution in LA called The LA Weekly on say, Wednesday when it came out, to figure out what we might see on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday night.

There was this one film critic at the LA Weekly who hated just about every movie we  loved.  We started reading his column to see what he HATED!

Then we'd go see that movie.

We could afford to go. 

We could afford the tickets, the gas, the parking, and afterwards, some pie and ice cream with coffee or tea, and tips to the waitress, at a diner.  All of which now would be a luxury and why so many people stay home and watch DVD's.

I do so miss the BIG SCREEN.  To me the Big Screen is a Big Part of the Movie Experience.

Years went by and my friend started having to always have his way, the final say, when it came to what movie to see.  His tastes had changed.  He liked more violence and kink than I could stand.  He was always arriving last minute and running late and driving like a hellion over the canyons and scaring the hell out of me that we'd be killed on a curve on Laurel Canyon.  (As much as I would want to be reincarnated to live in a house on a curve of a road in Laurel Canyon, it would be better to have a PAST LIFE rather than a FUTURE LIFE there! I let him drive my car on the freeway once and broke out in a cold sweat, clawing the seat as we almost shaved the side of another car. )  This was the beginning of the end of our Movie Buddyship and then our friendship.

...  So now you've eaten half that popcorn and you're saying "Wait a minute! What does this have to do with "Behind the Candelabra?"  and Scott Thorson? ...

I'll tell you.

I thought the movie was fantastic, me with the mom who used to say of Liberace "He's not gay he just loves his mother!" and have seen it TWICE.  (Maybe I should have a film rating system that gives five stars to only the few films I've seen twice or want to see again?)  It seems that movie has the magic something and that I wasn't the only one who loved it.

As I watched this film I was thinking back to being in the theater with my long ago Movie Buddy,  Platonic Male Hetero Friend, and such Romantically Sweet films such as "Crossing Delancy Street."  We all wanted the Amy Irving character to forget the Literary Bore and get out of her Snobby and Low Paying Independent Book Store job and marry the Pickle Man! 

My friend was so involved in that film - that near-end part where the Pickle Man has been stood up waiting for this woman at her Bubbie's apartment. She's gone to read the unpublished pages of the Literary Bore and escaped his seduction.  She's realized how stupid she's been and races to meet the good man who really wants her, but thinks she got there too late. From where he stands he sees her shed a tear and only then he renters the room.

My friend's words out loud -"Kiss her!  Kiss her!" - filled the quiet theater.

What would my friend, who has since imported a bride from a Communist Country and married, and who is no longer my friend, think of "Behind the Candelabra?" 

Did anyone yell "Kiss him!  Kiss Him!" at the screen? 

"Behind the Candelabra" takes place in the past but as a genre in film I'd say it is where Romance is at presently in film, for gone are the days of Sweet Romance. 

And...

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT "BEHIND THE CANDELABRA"  FILM WAS MADE FOR THE BIG SCREEN!  Liberace and his sets and Vegas were larger than life.  (We the lurid want to see Matt Damon's hot body on the big screen too!  We the lurid have loved Matt since he played that quite possibly gay character, Ripley, by intentionally confusing author Patricia Highsmith, in "The Talented Mr. Ripley." )

I read Scott Thorson's memoir, "Behind the Candelabra" when it came out years ago and read it again last spring when I heard the film was in production.  I wanted to know more about one of my mom's favorites!  I can't wait to read Scott's second book.  (He worked on the first one with another writer, Alex Thorleifson,  incorrectly called a "ghost writer" since he is credited.) This second book is also already written and will contain his relationship with Michael Jackson and other secrets.

I ALSO WANT TO READ SCOTT'S THIRD BOOK, the one he has yet to write.

This third book is going to be the Biggest Challenge of His Life, and Scott's life has been and is challenged.  First, while the movie and its stars gained traction, he had no home to go home to but the Bunny Ranch, a legal brothel where the owner, Dennis Hoff and some of the sex workers paid to bail him out of jail and for a good attorney. Then Scott was removed to a Reno location where he's having trouble staying with the program.*  As is he's in treatment for colon cancer.  Between the terms of his probation and the cancer, he is unable to attend to promoting "Behind the Candelabra" book or the movie, which appears to up for awards.  

Scott needs a Big Challenge of the Positive Kind.  I believe writing can heal a writer, or at least move one towards understanding what  has happened in life so you can go from there. 

Scott, if you're reading this, YOU HAVE A THIRD BOOK.

While I had a Movie Buddy, a Platonic Male Hetero Friend, I worked in a business where I had lots of contact with gay men and even some Platonic Male Homo Friends.  None as flamboyant as Liberace, but it seems to me that the much older man with the much younger man was sort of the reality in that crowd.   (I even remember some of them saying that underage boys "knew" what they were "doing" when they got involved with older men, which today we are sensitized to understand as child molestation.)  The movie and what Scott lived reminded me of those days and that scene, that time and place in the gay world that needs to be written about.

While watching "Behind the Candelabra" I was remembering an era, a time and place that is gone - for good.  That time is the time before AIDS!  Oh sure, there are writers who have lived it and written it, and many of them are dead.  Most of them have not enjoyed a mostly heterosexual readership or viewership. 

*update September 9th.  Scott has been rearrested for testing positive for illegal drug use and is back in the pokey.  His attorney says he thinks some of the medications he's taking for cancer may have triggered a false positive...


C Christine Trzyna 2013 All Rights Reserved.

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