There is more than one Christine Trzyna on this earth.
This one does not presently Twitter.
I have never sent one Twitter message in my life!
The reason is that I can't believe anyone would be so interested in the minor details of my life that they would want to be interrupted frequently with updates and I CERTAINLY HAVE MORE TO DO WITH MY TIME THAN BE INTERRUPTED BY OTHER PEOPLE'S MINOR DETAILS! (All that using up time instead of using it! If anything I need hundreds of hours of uninterrupted time to write!)
There was a time when to do so I had to pull the phone out of the wall.
And you know. People who want to chat a lot on the phone seem to hardly ever want to go out and do something.